Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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