I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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8:48 sometimes it's too soon to tell and you HAVE to wait a few weeks in order to get an accurate reading.
I agree, 9:06. I don't even really care whether a text is fake. All I want is to read something funny!
8:48 you're obviously a guy or you would know that you can't take a pregnancy test right away. Dumbass...
When nerds get preggy.
That would deff make it a whole lot easier than sitting there waiting.
8:48...that was a really mean thing to say.
People are ridiculous on here! What's op??
ok im 10:06, im not a whore, im MARRIED!! im on the pill cuz i don't want another kid lol
I say just assume your pregnant until further notice...
Sounds like a firm plan!! ( the legend of big tone )
10:06, use a condom. quit being such a whore.
How about taking a pregnancy test? I read these and realize people aren't smart at all.
@9:57- Maybe you should learn to take responsibility for your actions instead of popping the morning after pill all the time. Either that, or learn to make the boys you have sex with wear a condom. It's not that hard. You just have to learn how to not be a slut.
talk about a mood killer lol, no way in hell you'd get a round 2
10:26, how exactly is 10:06 a whore? She's talking about packs of monthly birth control pills, not saying she takes Plan B every month or something. They have the same hormones in them, although in different concentrations I guess. On the pill, your period normally starts a few days after you finish a pack, so she's saying the same thing might happen with Plan B.
I was just thinking this the other day.
11:52, awesome. Haaaaahhhh.
get the coat hanger warmed up
Sorry meant 11:57 on the awesome part.
Only for crime ( big tone resurfaces )
You people are morons.
1 - you have to wait approximately 2 WEEKS after fertilization to get a positive pregnancy test.
2 - gee... could she possibly be TRYING to get pregnant? Where in the post does it say she doesn't want to be?
Haha least it'd be quicker for the guy to know as well
im agonizing too.
ps. took plan b and a test and im all like "dude wheres my period" =/
You'd like it.
plan b can make ur period late, every month when im done with my pack of pills my period doesnt start until the 3rd day im off of them, freaked me out the first few times it happened cuz i just had a kid haha
HOW the fuck could someone say someone else's text is fake?!?!?!?!?! its so stupid to even say that like how the fuck would YOU, mr. 8:37 PM, know if someone said this or not!??????????????????????????? JW.
and this is actually a pretty funny
I wish everything was like the Sims. xD
sadly i too refer real life scenarios to the sims lol
Lick my asshole.
12:12.... is it not possible that the pregnancy might actually be WANTED? Shocking I know, in the land of the baby killers.... but every once in a while, it DOES happen...
Wait , you have to wait weeks? I thought it was like 5 days after your first missed period. Needless to say, I wish the music played too!
dont worry OP, ive thought the same thing after some bad decisions haha
WORD!! sheer. agony.
I didn't realize... she might WANT TO BE PREGNANT. interesting
I wish this too. Trying to get preg for over 3 years now :(
They have prevention for this kind of situation, they are called condoms or birth control pills.
big tone that doesnt make sense....
I hate peeing on a stick and waiting. That's why I just pop the morning after pill.
I'm the OP. Long story short, I had unprotected sex like an idiot and thought I might be pregnant, so I was wishing there was a way to tell if you were pregnant instead of freaking out until it was time to take a test.
Fuck u big tone. Ur not funny ur just refuckingtarted that's right refukingtarted