I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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I agree, 9:06. I don't even really care whether a text is fake. All I want is to read something funny!
8:48 you're obviously a guy or you would know that you can't take a pregnancy test right away. Dumbass...
When nerds get preggy.
8:48 sometimes it's too soon to tell and you HAVE to wait a few weeks in order to get an accurate reading.
8:48...that was a really mean thing to say.
10:26, how exactly is 10:06 a whore? She's talking about packs of monthly birth control pills, not saying she takes Plan B every month or something. They have the same hormones in them, although in different concentrations I guess. On the pill, your period normally starts a few days after you finish a pack, so she's saying the same thing might happen with Plan B.
That would deff make it a whole lot easier than sitting there waiting.
ok im 10:06, im not a whore, im MARRIED!! im on the pill cuz i don't want another kid lol
talk about a mood killer lol, no way in hell you'd get a round 2
I say just assume your pregnant until further notice...
Sounds like a firm plan!! ( the legend of big tone )
People are ridiculous on here! What's op??
11:52, awesome. Haaaaahhhh.
How about taking a pregnancy test? I read these and realize people aren't smart at all.
10:06, use a condom. quit being such a whore.
get the coat hanger warmed up
@9:57- Maybe you should learn to take responsibility for your actions instead of popping the morning after pill all the time. Either that, or learn to make the boys you have sex with wear a condom. It's not that hard. You just have to learn how to not be a slut.
I was just thinking this the other day.
I wish everything was like the Sims. xD
Only for crime ( big tone resurfaces )
HOW the fuck could someone say someone else's text is fake?!?!?!?!?! its so stupid to even say that like how the fuck would YOU, mr. 8:37 PM, know if someone said this or not!??????????????????????????? JW.
and this is actually a pretty funny
Haha least it'd be quicker for the guy to know as well
You'd like it.
You people are morons.
1 - you have to wait approximately 2 WEEKS after fertilization to get a positive pregnancy test.
2 - gee... could she possibly be TRYING to get pregnant? Where in the post does it say she doesn't want to be?
plan b can make ur period late, every month when im done with my pack of pills my period doesnt start until the 3rd day im off of them, freaked me out the first few times it happened cuz i just had a kid haha
im agonizing too.
ps. took plan b and a test and im all like "dude wheres my period" =/
Sorry meant 11:57 on the awesome part.
dont worry OP, ive thought the same thing after some bad decisions haha
sadly i too refer real life scenarios to the sims lol
12:12.... is it not possible that the pregnancy might actually be WANTED? Shocking I know, in the land of the baby killers.... but every once in a while, it DOES happen...
WORD!! sheer. agony.
Wait , you have to wait weeks? I thought it was like 5 days after your first missed period. Needless to say, I wish the music played too!
Lick my asshole.
They have prevention for this kind of situation, they are called condoms or birth control pills.
I didn't realize... she might WANT TO BE PREGNANT. interesting
big tone that doesnt make sense....
I wish this too. Trying to get preg for over 3 years now :(
I'm the OP. Long story short, I had unprotected sex like an idiot and thought I might be pregnant, so I was wishing there was a way to tell if you were pregnant instead of freaking out until it was time to take a test.
I hate peeing on a stick and waiting. That's why I just pop the morning after pill.
Fuck u big tone. Ur not funny ur just refuckingtarted that's right refukingtarted