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  • I agree, 9:06. I don't even really care whether a text is fake. All I want is to read something funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:12pm
  • 8:48 sometimes it's too soon to tell and you HAVE to wait a few weeks in order to get an accurate reading.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:14pm
  • 8:48 you're obviously a guy or you would know that you can't take a pregnancy test right away. Dumbass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:22pm
  • When nerds get preggy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:27pm
  • That would deff make it a whole lot easier than sitting there waiting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:52pm
  • 8:48...that was a really mean thing to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:15pm
  • People are ridiculous on here! What's op??

    Submitted by k_backitup on Mar 7, 10 at 6:26am
  • I say just assume your pregnant until further notice...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:28pm
  • ok im 10:06, im not a whore, im MARRIED!! im on the pill cuz i don't want another kid lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Sounds like a firm plan!! ( the legend of big tone )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:10pm
  • 10:26, how exactly is 10:06 a whore? She's talking about packs of monthly birth control pills, not saying she takes Plan B every month or something. They have the same hormones in them, although in different concentrations I guess. On the pill, your period normally starts a few days after you finish a pack, so she's saying the same thing might happen with Plan B.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:50am
  • 10:06, use a condom. quit being such a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:26pm
  • talk about a mood killer lol, no way in hell you'd get a round 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07am
  • How about taking a pregnancy test? I read these and realize people aren't smart at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:48pm
  • @9:57- Maybe you should learn to take responsibility for your actions instead of popping the morning after pill all the time. Either that, or learn to make the boys you have sex with wear a condom. It's not that hard. You just have to learn how to not be a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:06am
  • I was just thinking this the other day. Ahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:41pm
  • get the coat hanger warmed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:12am
  • 11:52, awesome. Haaaaahhhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:56am
  • HOW the fuck could someone say someone else's text is fake?!?!?!?!?! its so stupid to even say that like how the fuck would YOU, mr. 8:37 PM, know if someone said this or not!??????????????????????????? JW. and this is actually a pretty funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Only for crime ( big tone resurfaces )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Haha least it'd be quicker for the guy to know as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:20pm
  • I wish everything was like the Sims. xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:55pm
  • plan b can make ur period late, every month when im done with my pack of pills my period doesnt start until the 3rd day im off of them, freaked me out the first few times it happened cuz i just had a kid haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:06pm
  • You people are morons. 1 - you have to wait approximately 2 WEEKS after fertilization to get a positive pregnancy test. 2 - gee... could she possibly be TRYING to get pregnant? Where in the post does it say she doesn't want to be? MORONS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:42am
  • 1:40. You'd like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:16am
  • iawtt im agonizing too. ps. took plan b and a test and im all like "dude wheres my period" =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Sorry meant 11:57 on the awesome part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:57am
  • sadly i too refer real life scenarios to the sims lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:30am
  • 12:12.... is it not possible that the pregnancy might actually be WANTED? Shocking I know, in the land of the baby killers.... but every once in a while, it DOES happen...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:40am
  • dont worry OP, ive thought the same thing after some bad decisions haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Wait , you have to wait weeks? I thought it was like 5 days after your first missed period. Needless to say, I wish the music played too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:01am
  • WORD!! sheer. agony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:48pm
  • 1:40. Lick my asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:15am
  • I didn't realize... she might WANT TO BE PREGNANT. interesting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:23am
  • They have prevention for this kind of situation, they are called condoms or birth control pills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:02am
  • big tone that doesnt make sense....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:30pm
  • I wish this too. Trying to get preg for over 3 years now :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:51am
  • I'm the OP. Long story short, I had unprotected sex like an idiot and thought I might be pregnant, so I was wishing there was a way to tell if you were pregnant instead of freaking out until it was time to take a test.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:51am
  • Fuck u big tone. Ur not funny ur just refuckingtarted that's right refukingtarted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:02pm
  • I hate peeing on a stick and waiting. That's why I just pop the morning after pill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57pm