Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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