He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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