This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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