My brain says no but my pants say off.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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