why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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