is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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