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  • If you catch on fire, you're too drunk.

    Submitted by Beefytits on Dec 26, 12 at 11:48am
  • When your breath catches on fire from the candle flames.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 25, 12 at 5:45pm
  • When you exhale and look like a dragon.

    Submitted by too_much_snow on Dec 25, 12 at 2:16pm
  • If the next thing you see is fire all around you then you're probably too drunk... Or in hell.

    Submitted by lunchtime on Dec 26, 12 at 9:38pm
  • If you are holding candles and you have to ask, you are to drunk. The church and other people's lives are in your hands

    Submitted by yourallstupid on Dec 25, 12 at 3:20pm