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  • 41 31
    Submitted by Beefytits on Dec 26, 12 at 11:48am

    If you catch on fire, you're too drunk.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 25, 12 at 5:45pm

    When your breath catches on fire from the candle flames.

  • 41 38
    Submitted by too_much_snow on Dec 25, 12 at 2:16pm

    When you exhale and look like a dragon.

  • 28 32
    Submitted by lunchtime on Dec 26, 12 at 9:38pm

    If the next thing you see is fire all around you then you're probably too drunk... Or in hell.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by yourallstupid on Dec 25, 12 at 3:20pm

    If you are holding candles and you have to ask, you are to drunk. The church and other people's lives are in your hands