How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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If you catch on fire, you're too drunk.
When your breath catches on fire from the candle flames.
When you exhale and look like a dragon.
If the next thing you see is fire all around you then you're probably too drunk... Or in hell.
If you are holding candles and you have to ask, you are to drunk. The church and other people's lives are in your hands