talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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