she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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