Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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