butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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