He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
