Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
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It's okay. I made out with a bouncer at Rocky Horror Picture Show who was overweight and probably 12 or 15 years my senior. He was a roaming computer tech guy who gave me his card. I was sober.
my favorite thing ever
that's just the greatest thing I've ever read.
holy crap this just made my morning!
that rocky horror comment sounds like it should have been posted on the FML website
how much sitting can a hamster require?
That's embarrassing! Not much worse than pet sitters...
not much, especially if he sticks the hamster up his pooper
this shit is effing classic. love it!
The fact that he had a business card in the first place should have told you everything you needed to know.