STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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