So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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