Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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