I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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