i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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