There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the day after is always just damage control
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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