Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You coming home soon, man?
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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