The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
