She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I suspect you two will be watching TV together for many years, if you have anything to say about it.
Be scary if it worked as a remote control.
I'd never be able to stay on one channel.
Don't overuse it or it'll develop a sleep timer.
Nah, it's Energized.
@Figuratively Do you need to comment on every post? You always say irrelevant shit. Just shut up already.
No I do not. No I do not. And no, I will not.
You know you have the perfect girl when your dick is in her hand more then your own. I can't go a sec with out my gf asking for the dick
I hate that your dick is bigger than mine. Boooooo hooooooooo.........!!!!!! Awwww.......shucks........fuck this