he wants to bone in the snuggie
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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