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  • While the guy is telling his friend, "Bro, use the line that you are a secret service member for Obama.Some dumb sluts will believe anything!"

    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 30, 12 at 12:37pm
  • I thought they were allowed to buy prostitutes any more though?

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 30, 12 at 12:13pm
  • Tell a girl I'm one of Obama's Secret Service members to get laid by a chick--check.

    Submitted by melissalovely on Oct 30, 12 at 12:48pm
  • 'Merica

    Submitted by megtheoneandonly on Oct 30, 12 at 12:29pm
  • did he pay you for it?

    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 30, 12 at 7:42pm
  • Only way that could be better was if it said "patriotic booty, check" haha

    Submitted by cassidylove92 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:26pm
  • Good, one less person protecting that asshole.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Oct 30, 12 at 1:40pm
  • Eh, it's at least plausible in 773. Obama's house is here, protected day and night by very bored secret service people.

    Submitted by jltc on Oct 30, 12 at 5:32pm