Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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While the guy is telling his friend, "Bro, use the line that you are a secret service member for Obama.Some dumb sluts will believe anything!"
I thought they were allowed to buy prostitutes any more though?
Tell a girl I'm one of Obama's Secret Service members to get laid by a chick--check.
did he pay you for it?
Only way that could be better was if it said "patriotic booty, check" haha
Good, one less person protecting that asshole.
We're gonna need some more whores
Eh, it's at least plausible in 773. Obama's house is here, protected day and night by very bored secret service people.