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  • Submitted by ck24 on Oct 30, 12 at 12:37pm

    While the guy is telling his friend, "Bro, use the line that you are a secret service member for Obama.Some dumb sluts will believe anything!"

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 30, 12 at 12:13pm

    I thought they were allowed to buy prostitutes any more though?

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    Submitted by melissalovely on Oct 30, 12 at 12:48pm

    Tell a girl I'm one of Obama's Secret Service members to get laid by a chick--check.

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    Submitted by megtheoneandonly on Oct 30, 12 at 12:29pm


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    Submitted by cassidylove92 on Oct 30, 12 at 3:26pm

    Only way that could be better was if it said "patriotic booty, check" haha

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    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 30, 12 at 7:42pm

    did he pay you for it?

  • Submitted by Dsapeer on Oct 30, 12 at 1:40pm

    Good, one less person protecting that asshole.

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      Submitted by jhoffa on Oct 30, 12 at 2:27pm

      We're gonna need some more whores

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    Submitted by jltc on Oct 30, 12 at 5:32pm

    Eh, it's at least plausible in 773. Obama's house is here, protected day and night by very bored secret service people.