would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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