Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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