nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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