Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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