that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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