I'm sorry my penis didn't work
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
only if we run a train.
done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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