Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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