pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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