thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
