bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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