I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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