I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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