She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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