On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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