Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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