So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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