Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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