I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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