Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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