no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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