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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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