Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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