hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
A bitchslap is in order.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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