I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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