shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.