i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.