Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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