thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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