apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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