I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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